
“Turn right in 2 miles. Do not disappoint me.”
“How grand it must be to have the luxury of not taking Exit 12. Turn around when possible, you bumbling idiot.”
“How extraordinarily like your father you are; he would have missed the turn-off too. Turn around and go back, you pathetic fool.”
“There will be no foolish lane-merging or silly u-turns in the next mile.”
“Miss the right turn? 20 liters off for your car.”
/somehow dumps gas out of car
DRIVE TO ROUTE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.
“I SAID TURN DOWN ROUTE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR, YOU FILTHLY MUGGLE.”
“There will be no foolish lane-merging or silly u-turns in the next mile.”
“The stop light is still here, after all this time?”
“Always.”
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I think this would make a great fashion accessory post- double mastectomy. It’s cute for those of you with boobs too.
Here’s the shop link: http://www.etsy.com/shop/lauraslovelyfibers
Oh my god I WANT ONE. I would like to knit one please. Will I be able to find chunky enough needles and wool, that is the question…
The Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Tardis Clock. Cut out of birch wood and painted blue with a metallic gold backing, and absolutely no numbers because what fun would that be?
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best pillow pet, ever <3
ZOMG I WANT ONE.
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