lgbtlaughs:

[set of 4 gifs of stephen fry on QI talking: “Geneticists have established that every woman in the world shares a single female ancestor, who lived 150,000 years ago. Scientists do actually call her Eve. And every man shares a single male ancestor, dubbed Adam. It has also been established, however, that Adam was born 80,000 years after Eve. So the world before him was one of heavy to industrial strength lesbianism, one assumes.”]

(Source: sarahxmay)

"Doctor: “So do you use any form of contraception?”
Me: “…lesbianism?"

Fun conversations at the doctor’s office. And apparently “lesbianism” goes down officially as “abstinence” which is just lulz.

My Father’s understanding of my lesbianism:

veggielezzyfemmie:

What I say: “Dad, this is my friend.”

What he hears: “Dad, this is my girlfriend.”

This applies to every one of my female friends my dad can’t remember meeting previously…