"Doctor: “So do you use any form of contraception?”
Fun conversations at the doctor’s office. And apparently “lesbianism” goes down officially as “abstinence” which is just lulz.
My Father’s understanding of my lesbianism:
What I say: “Dad, this is my friend.”
What he hears: “Dad, this is my girlfriend.”
This applies to every one of my female friends my dad can’t remember meeting previously…