I was on the tube

I just had a really long ride home from Nottingham. Because trains had been cancelled I was on an overcrowded train and somehow ended up in first class with a whole bunch of Nottingham Forest fans.

I have now been exposed to 700% more football songs than ever before.

At some point during this my gf got a text from me that said “All I want is slerp!”. Completely unintentional but hilarious indicator of just how tired I was.

Then on the tube (which also involved a lot of running around because I couldn’t get the northern line from Kings Cross for some reason), I was sat opposite a little girl.

She had a dinosaur glove puppet and over the course of the trip she decided to name it “T-Rachel”, that it only drinks hot milk and hot milk is “RARRRR” in dinosaur.

Omg I think my ovary just exploded it was so cute.

Favourite “small me” photo :)

Watching EPIC BLUEGRASS KIDS and pretending sleep isn’t necessary.

kayleyhyde:

How a 5-year-old sees / understands logos 

“babies are…little.”

“panda bears liiiive out in the woods. I think.”

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SIN · SAI: r0bertbrowniejr: Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5...

snazzycookies:

r0bertbrowniejr:

Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool. 

She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”

Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one kid said anything negative toward him about it. 

However, my mom received about 20 comments on the photo from various family members saying how “wrong” it is and how “things like this will affect him socially” and, put most eloquently by my great aunt, “that shit will turn him gay.” 

My mom then deleted the photo and told Sam that he can wear whatever he wants to preschool, that it’s his decision. If he wants to wear pink shoes, he can wear pink shoes.

Sam then explained to her that he didn’t like them because they were pink, he liked them because they were “made out of zebras” and zebras are his favorite animal :)

Kids will fix the world if we just let them be ;_;

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fluent-in-lesbianism:

24-month-old Deaf Child Having A Conversation

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(What Happens When You Give Kids Thousands Of Stickers)

The Obliteration Room -  Yakoi Kusama


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Wherein Michele Bachmann is confronted by an 8-year-old

fluorescentbutterfly:

bumbleblu:

cognitivedissonance:

And it’s just as fantastic as it sounds:

Watch the video:

The look of shock on her face is incredible. Elijah is brave little man, and I commend him.

Wow. 

And at the end she’s just like “Buh-bye.” 

Cunt.

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I especially love the kid who is like “OMG KITTY AHHHH IT’S SO CUUUUUUTE I WANT TO WATCH NYANCAT FOREVER”

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twelvefootmountaintroll:

genderqueer:

No ‘him’ or ‘her’ at gender-neutral preschool - Chicago Sun-Times

Submission from theabsurditiesoflife:

Below is the original article, though a picture and description are also present if you follow the link.

STOCKHOLM — At the “Egalia” preschool, staff avoid using words like “him” or “her” and address the 33 kids as “friends” rather than girls and boys.

From the color and placement of toys to the choice of books, every detail has been carefully planned to make sure the children don’t fall into gender stereotypes.

“Society expects girls to be girly, nice and pretty and boys to be manly, rough and outgoing,” says Jenny Johnsson, a 31-year-old teacher. “Egalia gives them a fantastic opportunity to be whoever they want to be.”

The taxpayer-funded preschool which opened last year in the liberal Sodermalm district of Stockholm for kids aged 1 to 6 is among the most radical examples of Sweden’s efforts to engineer equality between the sexes from childhood onward.

Breaking down gender roles is a core mission in the national curriculum for preschools, underpinned by the theory that even in highly egalitarian-minded Sweden, society gives boys an unfair edge.

To even things out, many preschools have hired “gender pedagogues” to help staff identify language and behavior that risk reinforcing stereotypes.

Some parents worry things have gone too far. An obsession with obliterating gender roles, they say, could make the children confused and ill-prepared to face the world outside kindergarten.

“Different gender roles aren’t problematic as long as they are equally valued,” says Tanja Bergkvist, a 37-year-old blogger and a leading voice against what she calls “gender madness” in Sweden.

Those bent on shattering gender roles “say there’s a hierarchy where everything that boys do is given higher value, but I wonder who decides that it has higher value,” she says. “Why is there higher value in playing with cars?”

At Egalia — the title connotes “equality” — boys and girls play together with a toy kitchen, waving plastic utensils and pretending to cook. One boy hides inside the toy stove, his head popping out through a hole.

Lego bricks and other building blocks are intentionally placed next to the kitchen, to make sure the children draw no mental barriers between cooking and construction.

Director Lotta Rajalin notes that Egalia places a special emphasis on fostering an environment tolerant of gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people. From a bookcase, she pulls out a story about two male giraffes who are sad to be childless — until they come across an abandoned crocodile egg.

Nearly all the children’s books deal with homosexual couples, single parents or adopted children. There are no “Snow White,” “Cinderella” or other classic fairy tales seen as cementing stereotypes.

Rajalin, 52, says the staff also try to help the children discover new ideas when they play.

“A concrete example could be when they’re playing ‘house’ and the role of the mom already is taken and they start to squabble,” she says. “Then we suggest two moms or three moms and so on.”

Egalia’s methods are controversial; some say they amount to mind control. Rajalin says the staff have received threats from racists apparently upset about the preschool’s use of black dolls.

But she says that there’s a long waiting list for admission to Egalia, and that only one couple has pulled a child out of the school.

Jay Belsky, a child psychologist at the University of California, Davis, said he’s not aware of any other school like Egalia, and he questioned whether it was the right way to go.

“The kind of things that boys like to do — run around and turn sticks into swords — will soon be disapproved of,” he said. “So gender neutrality at its worst is emasculating maleness.” AP

I think this is brilliant. Just brilliant.
Below the article are a TON of comments, all against. People honestly disgust me. Equating this to Nazi Germany just makes no sense, but people are so insecure that they have to expressly support stratifying four year olds.

lololol Apparently trying to shift societal norms is mind control, but when society just goes ahead and imposes its norms it’s okay?

“The kinds of things that boys like to do” Way to entirely miss the point, bro.

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christineetoo:

whataclassybroad:

mylifeonshuffle:

OH MY GOD!!!!

WHAT WERE THESE CALLED?!

FRIGGIN SKY DANCERS. i always used to hit myself in the face with these bitches

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lionversusbear:

 

KIDS REACT TO HARRY POTTER and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 Trailer


The kid who hates Hermione. LOL.

Also it’s really sad that these kids don’t like Harry Potter because they can’t be bothered to read the books :( Like, really?

Apparently there are two many “difficult British words”. I don’t even notice. Non-Brits, is the language really that British specific…?

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Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML