My flatmate has bought a doormat.
A little half moon doormat for wiping shoes on. We live in halls but this is apparently irrelevant.
"Flatmate: “So you find penises gross…but I’m straight and I don’t find noonies gross…?
Me: “That’s because you have one?”
My flatmate. Who uses words like “noonie” and “wabs” on a regular basis.
This is a letter my friend at Bristol Uni got.
So grossed out right now.
*okay, so it could be fake…
What happens when I leave my room for 5 minutes.