February 2012
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Ma’am, your daughter’s car has just been deservedly egged by a blind man. Please...
– The Fault in Our Stars, John Green. (via everyurliwantistaken)
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Making Roasted Spiced Chickpeas
peegaw:
This is way too early in my usual timeline to be posting about food, but this needed to be done because my grandmother is coming over (and you know you’re in for it, whatever it may be, when your father from another continent calls just to warn you that his mother is coming to visit) and I have nothing in the kitchen save for the staples (which explains the frequent use of basic flour...
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I can only describe today as a rollercoaster of...
I want to say fuck it all and make myself like 6 cups of tea to calm myself down but we have run out of fucking tea.
Fuck it.
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andfakethewayiholdyou replied to your post: PHONE CALL FROM SURGEON.
This gif is perfect.
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PHONE CALL FROM SURGEON.
THE HISTOLOGY FOR THE LYMPH NODES WAS PERFECT.
I AM NOW EXTRA CANCER FREE.
YAY.
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Myself and my housemate talking about passwords.
T: I think my passwords are pretty secure, my email password is an obscure musical instrument.
Me: Is it [instrument]?
T: ...Yes. Yes it is.
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And I saw a sign with the words Sao Paulo on it. Hazarding a guess that I’m in Brazil
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I found a town, this is exciting.
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iamwhatiamatrainwreck:
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
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stevemakesdoodles:
Probably been done by now, but this is all that came to mind whenever no edge was mentioned.
Flatmate just snuck up on me. He can move really quietly, so when I turned around he was just standing there about a metre away from me. It was terrifying.
Last September,
I met with a painter who took some photos of me shortly after my first surgery, to use as reference for a full torso painting.
I just saw a picture of the almost completed painting, it was rather disconcerting. Also pretty amazing.
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